wheres lassie when you need 'em?

NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE. I fell down a well.You think its a lie? Think not. Im at Mums house, and theirs this..well in the backyard. I was walking across it to get to a rock to sit on, and then bam. wood broke, fett are in the well, I didnt really like, PLUNGE into it, but my Uggs got wet D:! I then plled myself up and went inside to tell my mother who informed that of I fell, the wells over like, 1000ft deep. Gracious....
Well. Yeah. As you can see in the picture, you can notice where my butt was on the right side where it sinks a bit (:
Then when I went back outside with my camera to take a picture of it, I fell again. On the ice. And got 1 HUGE cuts on ym knees and scratche duo my wrist.
Sad Sad Sad.
Well, for a near death experience, it wasn't that bad.